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The Sims™ is a groundbreaking life simulation game where you can create and control virtual people, build homes, and shape their destinies.
Design beings from eyelash curvature to existential anxiety levels.
47,893 possible life permutations per Sim™ (statistically verified).
Career paths include: Professional Villain, Bubble Blowing Innovator, Cheese Taster.
Proprietary algorithm ensures burnt toast leads to 18% chance of kitchen ghost manifestation.
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OMG, The Sims™: Architect of Existence sounds AMAZING! I can't wait to unleash my inner god and torture... I mean, guide my Sims through hilarious chaos! Def gonna try the Professional Villain career path. LOL!
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This game is gonna be HUGE! 'Architectonic Divinity'?! Building homes that defy physics?! Count me in! I'm ready to make some seriously messed up houses and watch the drama unfold. The Drama Matrix™ sounds like a masterpiece!
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I'm so hyped for this! The Sims™ has always been my go-to, and this version takes it to a whole new level. 47,893 life permutations?!! BRB, pre-ordering NOW!
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Ambient Anarchy™?! Yes please! I'm all about watching NPCs create soap operas. Hope it is as crazy as it sounds! Can't wait for some good laughs with this game!!!
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The 'Architecture Uncensored' feature is pure genius! Toilets facing the living room for psychological warfare? Genius! I'm so in! My friends are totally going to hate my builds in this one. LOL
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Bubble Blowing Innovator and Cheese Taster careers? Someone gets me. This is going to be the best Sims™ ever! I love that it is so unique and doesn't take itself seriously. I'm so downloading this day one.
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Temporal Puppeteer is my new favorite phrase. Speeding up time until toddlers become philosophers mid-sandbox?! OMG. It sounds really fun. Sign me UP!
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Discuss Existential Dread or Flamenco in a Meteor Shower? Decisions, decisions... the social interactions sound epic! The Sims™: Architect of Existence is exactly what I needed!!!
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Burnt toast leading to kitchen ghosts? This game is gonna be wild. I can't wait, I'm so excited! The unpredictability is what makes The Sims™ so fun, and this game seem promising.
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I've been waiting for a Sims™ game that truly lets me play God. Soul Sculptor?! Yes! Designing every detail of my Sims' lives is going to be *chef's kiss*. Prepare for world domination, my little Sims! w00t!
